Ask John!

oooh, okay. this is kind of a weird question! 

i am sure you are all hoping i’ll eat a banana all sexy-like, but that sure is not going to be a thing. 

i will eat…

an apple! i guess.

hahaha oh man. this is so hard to take seriously. 

dad told me to never waste food, see! and when it’s not just shittons of cake i can get behind that. 

last piece…

hope that satisfied your curiosity, rikkafish! when i eat i look… pretty much same as always! but with more chewing. 

oh man, that is kind of a big question! i like loads of games and i am not too fussy about the genre. 

most of all i like old classics! mario, sonic, pokemon, street fighter, banjo and kazooie, spyro. that sort of thing. the one i played most as a kid was…

oh yeah!

uh, thanks but no thanks! i’m good.

i like vriska a ton! she is definitely the coolest troll, and she helped me out a whole bunch. 

she’s one of my best buddies. right up there with rose, dave, jade, karkat and the others. hahahaha. 

but beyond that? i dunno! it’s pretty confusing. 

hahaha, noooo.

that show is for little girls and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. 

but i’ve, uh.

seen BITS of it. you know, to indulge dave and his bro in their pseudo-ironic bullshit. (seriously, irony is a really poor excuse to be watching girls’ cartoons!)

fluttershy is kind of a cutie. she reminds me of casey. 

but the one i think i am most like has to be rainbow dash! she flies, she’s a prankster, and when the other ponies are being total losers she lets them know. she’s pretty awesome. 

best cartoon pony. 

oh my god, what. why does this question assume i am familiar with the care bears?

but okay, pufflebug, i will do some RESEARCH for you. 

i should let you all know this is the gayest website in history.

right. i’ll put this under a cut since it’s kind of long!

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hey guys! guess who is BACK????? that is right, me. 

i’ve got a bunch of free time right now, so you should all ask me questions and stuff. i do not even mind if they are horrendously intrusive, haha. 

(or i will just go on a bunch of movie rants nobody asked for. we’ll see!)

sorry, dude! it is not like we really had time to think about where to put the note. i will endeavor to be more culturally sensitive next time. 

hey guys! feel free to ask me stuff. 

[[yeah i think i’m gonna use gifs to answer from now on!]]

what is is with these questions? they keep happening. 

okay, clenched fists…

…versus missing fingers?

i will go with missing fingers! i can mange without my ring fingers fine, right?