Ask John!

oh my god, what. why does this question assume i am familiar with the care bears?

but okay, pufflebug, i will do some RESEARCH for you. 

i should let you all know this is the gayest website in history.

right. i’ll put this under a cut since it’s kind of long!

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hey guys! guess who is BACK????? that is right, me. 

i’ve got a bunch of free time right now, so you should all ask me questions and stuff. i do not even mind if they are horrendously intrusive, haha. 

(or i will just go on a bunch of movie rants nobody asked for. we’ll see!)

sorry, dude! it is not like we really had time to think about where to put the note. i will endeavor to be more culturally sensitive next time. 

hey guys! feel free to ask me stuff. 

[[yeah i think i’m gonna use gifs to answer from now on!]]

what is is with these questions? they keep happening. 

okay, clenched fists…

…versus missing fingers?

i will go with missing fingers! i can mange without my ring fingers fine, right?

oh man, tough choice!

no internet…

no ears…

nope, no other way of looking at it.

the ears’ve gotta go. i don’t think i could manage without the internet!

baby pee? gross, gross, GROSS!

i’d rather lose the toes, i guess. i do not even care which ones. 

karkat happens?

haha, no way. that’d be so weird.

we’re just buddies! really good ones.

besides, i don’t think he feels that way about me!

unless you count that hatecrush thing? but i’m pretty sure he’s over that! (also, i’m not supposed to talk about it ever! shhh.)

…matesprite?

oh! you mean like the troll romance thing? matesprit? or whatever it was called. the troll word for girlfriend. or boyfriend… i guess?

i have not given that kind of thing much thought! i’d rather just be friends with everyone, for now. and i guess if something happens, it happens?