Ask John!

i like vriska a ton! she is definitely the coolest troll, and she helped me out a whole bunch. 

she’s one of my best buddies. right up there with rose, dave, jade, karkat and the others. hahahaha. 

but beyond that? i dunno! it’s pretty confusing. 

hey guys! guess who is BACK????? that is right, me. 

i’ve got a bunch of free time right now, so you should all ask me questions and stuff. i do not even mind if they are horrendously intrusive, haha. 

(or i will just go on a bunch of movie rants nobody asked for. we’ll see!)

sorry, dude! it is not like we really had time to think about where to put the note. i will endeavor to be more culturally sensitive next time. 

hey guys! feel free to ask me stuff. 

[[yeah i think i’m gonna use gifs to answer from now on!]]

what is is with these questions? they keep happening. 

okay, clenched fists…

…versus missing fingers?

i will go with missing fingers! i can mange without my ring fingers fine, right?