hi there, john egbert here. apparently these ask blog things are popular right now, so i thought i’d give it a go! feel free to ask me anything, and i’ll do my best to respond! click here to ask me anything!Tumblr (3.0; @asktheectobiologist)http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m984myn0iY1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>oooh, okay. this is kind of a weird question! </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m984npkuOo1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>i am sure you are all hoping i&#8217;ll eat a banana all sexy-like, but that sure is not going to be a thing. </p> <p>i will eat&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m984rghCcs1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>an apple! i guess.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m984zdr8sJ1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98514QMtu1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>hahaha oh man. this is so hard to take seriously. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9857mRRq71r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m985f5RmPE1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m985hrdeWH1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m985m7grAL1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>dad told me to never waste food, see! and when it&#8217;s not just shittons of cake i can get behind that. </p> <p>last piece&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m985z72Wc91r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9863hgL0g1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>hope that satisfied your curiosity, rikkafish! when i eat i look&#8230; pretty much same as always! but with more chewing. </p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/30052350062http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/30052350062Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:26:52 -0400rikkafishjohn egbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90t89xJHc1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>oh man, that is kind of a big question! i like loads of games and i am not too fussy about the genre. </p> <p>most of all i like old classics! mario, sonic, pokemon, street fighter, banjo and kazooie, spyro. that sort of thing. the one i played most as a kid was&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90td6mD7t1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>oh yeah!</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29779926197http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29779926197Sun, 19 Aug 2012 17:08:13 -0400john egbertjohn cosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90m400qQR1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90m2p4kzW1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>uh, thanks but no thanks! i&#8217;m good.</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29770080073http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29770080073Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:31:41 -0400john egbertcosplayhomestuck cosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90craURKF1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>i like vriska a ton! she is definitely the coolest troll, and she helped me out a whole bunch. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90d0osySo1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>she&#8217;s one of my best buddies. right up there with rose, dave, jade, karkat and the others. hahahaha. </p> <p>but beyond that? i dunno! it&#8217;s pretty confusing. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90d3vawYw1r01x69.gif"/></p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29759894756http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29759894756Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:17:21 -0400john egbertvrisjohnask blogcosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90c5pwPGg1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90c51WtEn1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>hahaha, noooo.</p> <p>that show is for little girls and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves. </p> <p>but i&#8217;ve, uh.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90c8mM1di1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>seen BITS of it. you know, to indulge dave and his bro in their pseudo-ironic bullshit. (seriously, irony is a really poor excuse to be watching girls&#8217; cartoons!)</p> <p>fluttershy is kind of a cutie. she reminds me of casey. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90cbkQ4j91r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>but the one i think i am most like has to be rainbow dash! she flies, she&#8217;s a prankster, and when the other ponies are being total losers she lets them know. she&#8217;s pretty awesome. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90cju45Qv1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>best cartoon pony. </p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29759399637http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29759399637Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:05:16 -0400bronystuckjohn egbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90ainEtE01r01x69.png"/></p> <p>oh my god, what. why does this question assume i am familiar with the care bears?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90b7xwXbV1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>but okay, pufflebug, i will do some RESEARCH for you. </p> <p><a href="http://www.agkidzone.com/care-bears">i should let you all know this is the gayest website in history.</a></p> <p>right. i&#8217;ll put this under a cut since it&#8217;s kind of long!</p> <p><!-- more --></p> <p>okay, so the first one is, uh. this. the bear in your picture.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90avejzAE1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>hahahahaha ok. this one would be. uh, jade?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90b8zBveM1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>i want to be a boy care bear.</p> <p>next up!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90b9nzQar1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>okay! this one is&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bfsDugo1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bfzfhc31r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bg5385v1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bxpJ5ep1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>&#8230;dad.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bh7bvPb1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>the next bear is pretty uninteresting and has a stupid voice. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bi7L0mE1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>then there&#8217;s&#8230; this. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bkhhoTO1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90biofLKe1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>i&#8217;m this one. i am all about the fun and adventure. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bp75ltp1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90biwIUZJ1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>hahahahaha this bear is totally fucking karkat.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bvxW63W1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bpxfvdi1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>and this one, just.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90bt0jFu81r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>go on the site and listen to her godawful voice. i dare you. </p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29758810194http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29758810194Sun, 19 Aug 2012 10:50:00 -0400ask johnjohn egbertcare bears<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m908dvaaoO1rsi4s1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hey guys! guess who is BACK????? that is right, me. </p> <p>i’ve got a bunch of free time right now, so you should all ask me questions and stuff. i do not even mind if they are horrendously intrusive, haha. </p> <p>(or i will just go on a bunch of movie rants nobody asked for. we’ll see!)</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29756185586http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/29756185586Sun, 19 Aug 2012 09:34:43 -0400john egbertask blogask john<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2haqyGnTg1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hark6I2r1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>sorry, dude! it is not like we really had time to think about where to put the note. i will endeavor to be more culturally sensitive next time. </p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/21090025422http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/21090025422Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:51:00 -0400ask blogask johnbucketsgifjohn egbertthis is probably a really late reply sorry<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rp6qdhdy1r01x69.gif"/></p> <p>hey guys! feel free to ask me stuff. </p> <p>[[yeah i think i&#8217;m gonna use gifs to answer from now on!]]</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20245554768http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20245554768Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:04:58 -0400john egbertask blogask johncosplayhomestuck<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxpeGbh91r01x69.png"/></p> <p>what is is with these questions? they keep happening. </p> <p>okay, clenched fists&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxq7jEEd1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>&#8230;versus missing fingers?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxr3eWij1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>i will go with missing fingers! i can mange without my ring fingers fine, right?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxryxqwF1r01x69.jpg"/></p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20189734389http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20189734389Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:14:37 -0400ask johnask blogjohn egbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxjrmknP1r01x69.png"/></p> <p>oh man, tough choice!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxkeXeTo1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>no internet&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxkxDkN01r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>no ears&#8230;</p> <p>nope, no other way of looking at it.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxl8EsLU1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>the ears&#8217;ve gotta go. i don&#8217;t think i could manage without the internet!</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20189540367http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20189540367Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:11:03 -0400john egbertask john<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxeqkR9Q1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxfmeptg1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>baby pee? gross, gross, GROSS!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pxfzFk0M1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>i&#8217;d rather lose the toes, i guess. i do not even care which ones. </p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20189404738http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20189404738Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:08:35 -0400john egbertask john<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pwykvves1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><span>karkat happens?</span></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pty5a8sZ1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>haha, no way. that’d be so weird.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ptzblsBn1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>we’re just buddies! really good ones.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pu1iUhHO1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>besides, i don’t think he feels that way about me!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pu2fgZMi1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>unless you count that hatecrush thing? but i’m pretty sure he’s over that! (also, i’m not supposed to talk about it ever! shhh.)</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pu3lMPUn1r01x69.jpg"/></p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188795634http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188795634Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:57:28 -0400ask johnjohn egbertcosplay<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pwvgFoUN1r01x69.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pan20jH81r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>…matesprite?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1par6lv7X1r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>oh! you mean like the troll romance thing? matesprit? or whatever it was called. the troll word for girlfriend. or boyfriend… i guess?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pask6kH41r01x69.jpg"/></p> <p>i have not given that kind of thing much thought! i’d rather just be friends with everyone, for now. and i guess if something happens, it happens?</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188708268http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188708268Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:55:00 -0400ask johncopied from main blogjohn egbertcosplay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vjg3nuMe1r2buzto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vjg3nuMe1r2buzto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vjg3nuMe1r2buzto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>[[reblogging all my cosplay stuff]]</p>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188145429http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188145429Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:45:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p3r7SrSQ1r2buzto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p3r7SrSQ1r2buzto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p3r7SrSQ1r2buzto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p3r7SrSQ1r2buzto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p3r7SrSQ1r2buzto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188115275http://asktheectobiologist.tumblr.com/post/20188115275Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:44:45 -0400