August 2012
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oooh, okay. this is kind of a weird question!  i am sure you are all hoping i’ll eat a banana all sexy-like, but that sure is not going to be a thing.  i will eat… an apple! i guess. hahaha oh man. this is so hard to take seriously.  dad told me to never waste food, see! and when it’s not just shittons of cake i can get behind that.  last piece… ...
Aug 23rd
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oh man, that is kind of a big question! i like loads of games and i am not too fussy about the genre.  most of all i like old classics! mario, sonic, pokemon, street fighter, banjo and kazooie, spyro. that sort of thing. the one i played most as a kid was… oh yeah!
Aug 19th
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uh, thanks but no thanks! i’m good.
Aug 19th
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i like vriska a ton! she is definitely the coolest troll, and she helped me out a whole bunch.  she’s one of my best buddies. right up there with rose, dave, jade, karkat and the others. hahahaha.  but beyond that? i dunno! it’s pretty confusing. 
Aug 19th
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hahaha, noooo. that show is for little girls and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves.  but i’ve, uh. seen BITS of it. you know, to indulge dave and his bro in their pseudo-ironic bullshit. (seriously, irony is a really poor excuse to be watching girls’ cartoons!) fluttershy is kind of a cutie. she reminds me of casey.  but the one i think i am most like has to...
Aug 19th
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oh my god, what. why does this question assume i am familiar with the care bears? but okay, pufflebug, i will do some RESEARCH for you.  i should let you all know this is the gayest website in history. right. i’ll put this under a cut since it’s kind of long! [[MORE]] okay, so the first one is, uh. this. the bear in your picture. hahahahaha ok. this one would be. uh, jade? ...
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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April 2012
1 post
6 tags
sorry, dude! it is not like we really had time to think about where to put the note. i will endeavor to be more culturally sensitive next time. 
Apr 14th
March 2012
8 posts
5 tags
hey guys! feel free to ask me stuff.  [[yeah i think i’m gonna use gifs to answer from now on!]]
Mar 31st
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what is is with these questions? they keep happening.  okay, clenched fists… …versus missing fingers? i will go with missing fingers! i can mange without my ring fingers fine, right?
Mar 30th
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oh man, tough choice! no internet… no ears… nope, no other way of looking at it. the ears’ve gotta go. i don’t think i could manage without the internet!
Mar 30th
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baby pee? gross, gross, GROSS! i’d rather lose the toes, i guess. i do not even care which ones. 
Mar 30th
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karkat happens? haha, no way. that’d be so weird. we’re just buddies! really good ones. besides, i don’t think he feels that way about me! unless you count that hatecrush thing? but i’m pretty sure he’s over that! (also, i’m not supposed to talk about it ever! shhh.)
Mar 30th
4 tags
…matesprite? oh! you mean like the troll romance thing? matesprit? or whatever it was called. the troll word for girlfriend. or boyfriend… i guess? i have not given that kind of thing much thought! i’d rather just be friends with everyone, for now. and i guess if something happens, it happens?
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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